Happy earth circling the sun 27 times day Flimsy
The earth has officially circled the sun 27 times since Flimsy's mom told him to "get the fuck out of my womb, you parasitic little brat".
I don't know about you guys, but I am glad he didn't just decide to stay in there.
Happy oh-look-the-earth-has-circled-the-sun-27-times-how-interesting day!
If birthdays were measured in mars circling the sun integrals then Flimsy would be 14.
I don't know about you guys, but I am glad he didn't just decide to stay in there.
Happy oh-look-the-earth-has-circled-the-sun-27-times-how-interesting day!
If birthdays were measured in mars circling the sun integrals then Flimsy would be 14.
posted by Ziztur
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3:00 PM
6 Comments:
Did she really say that?
Nah, she's a Southern Baptist, she probably instead talked about what an awesome miracle he was. I don't know though, I wasn't there!
Wish him a happy B-Day. Just think, if it were Venus instead, he'd be quite a bit older.
I suggest a large cake with, "There is no god!" in large letters at the top and in parenthesis and smaller letters, "Oh, and Happy Birthday too. When you die the world will end- kaput."
Use the same template to celebrate all your friends earth revolution days.
What, Flimsy is a Martian?? See, this is how rumors are spread.
Happy Belated internet birthday wishings. I hope you have a horrible week.
Your friend,
Roady
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