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Monday, January 4, 2010

Dowsing and skating

On Sunday, a small group of people from the St. Louis Atheist group went ice skating at a local ice rink at Forest Park in St. Louis.

As per usual, conversation ranged from arranging us in descending order based on the number of times we fell on our asses, to whether or not one should come out as an atheist during a time in which one is receiving prayers from everyone due to a planned hospital visit.

One of the things we talked about briefly is dowsing.

I have this idea to hold a Skeptical Society of St. Louis workshop in which each member gets to make their own pair of dowsing rods. During this workshop each skeptic can learn just how much truth there is to the claim that when a dowser is holding a pair of dowsing rods, he or she has "no control" over the direction they turn. I think I'll have people make their choice of dowsing equipment: either a pair of dowsing rods or a pendulum, and then we will perform all sorts of dowsing experiments in and around the building.

There are a lot of ways to dowse for things, but there are three devices that are most popular. You can either use a forked stick, two rods bent at 90 degree angles, or a pendulum. Dowsers claim that dowsing can be used to find all sorts of things, including water running underground, playing cards, or immaterial future events.




The James Randi Educational Foundation has had several dowsers try out for the million dollar challenge, and none of them have made it through the preliminary trials. The Wikipedia article also cites several references to studies done on dowsing.

My theory and the theory of most skeptics is that dowsing relies on confirmation bias and the ideomotor effect. You'll note that all dowsing devices are always held in the hands. We never see dowsers asking psychic questions while the rods are mounted 5 feet away on a stand, away from any human touch.



(yes, I know the video covers up my sidebar. There isn't anything I can do about this)

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Monday, November 30, 2009

Proof...

...That I occasionally hang out with people you want to hang out with:


(PZ Myers, me, D.J. Grothe)

(Rebecca Watson, me)

I also took this great pic of PZ, during a late night party in a hotel room:



I also have to share this picture of fellow blogger Saint Gasoline.




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Monday, November 23, 2009

Skepticon and loyalty

Sorry that my posts died out for a few days – the truth is that I have been busy both working my a$$ off at my internship (in five weeks I will finish, and then I will be Doctor Ziztur). In addition to working my a$$ off, Flimsy and I have been scouring the St. Louis area for a house to buy, which will hopefully be large enough that we can use it as some kind of bizarre commune.

This weekend Saint Gasoline, The Alien, Flimsy and I went to Skepticon II, a skeptic/atheist conference held in Springfield, Mo. We had an absolute blast hanging out with Richard Carrier, PZ Myers, Rebecca Watson, D.J. Grothe, Dan Barker, and a bunch of other skeptics (including all the other St. Louis bloggers).

The four of us ended up partying late into the night with PZ, D.J., Richard, Rebecca, and a bunch of other awesome folks. In a semi-intoxicated (by skepticism, the late hours and some rum) state, I managed to snap some portraits in the dimly-lit motel room. As far as portraits go, they aren't amazing – but I think they are pretty good given the poor lighting.

I think my friend The Alien did the coolest thing of all – she used to think atheists were evil jackasses who did nothing more than undermine and condemn everyone around them. She was kind of afraid of atheists because once upon a time, someone who could best be described as an "atheist communist conspiracy theorist" was the only atheist she knew, and he treated her as though she were somehow less than human… for years. So what does she do? She goes to a conference where everyone is an atheist and ends up in a hotel room with famous authors and public figures of the movement – and she loved it! I don't know many people who are willing to open themselves up like that. People should be more like her.

About 2 years ago, Alien and I lived together, and we lived with someone who can best be described as a "communist conspiracy theorist atheist who was hell bent on destroying any and all belief, even to the detriment of other people." The Alien was mentally tortured by this individual, who would frequently direct words like, "stupid", "wrong", and "inhuman" at her. She and the communist conspiracy theorist atheist (CCTA) both paid rent to the owner of the house. The torment got so bad that CCTA and his girlfriend violated her personal property, going into her room to steal and throw away object if spiritual importance to her. CCTA may have been an atheist but he certainly was no skeptic. He was more of a contrarian or a denialist – 9/11 was an inside job, there was no lone gunman, the Masons are out to get us, the Jews are out to get us, the election was rigged, aluminum will kill you, vaccines cause autism, Big Pharma wants to keep you sick, GE crops are evil, etc.

Despite all of the seething hatred directed at her The Alien tried desperately to understand CCTA: "I made many, many attempts to understand his points of view. He made no attempt, and instead riled against any thoughts I had of my own." After finally finding the means to move out, she "wanted nothing to do with atheists." CCTA was the only atheist she knew, and he had tainted her perspective on atheists and atheism: "If he was what atheism was, I wanted no part of that. In fact, anyone who would dare question my beliefs who claimed to be an atheist, would have gotten screamed out of my subdivision. "

When I came out as an atheist, The Alien was heartbroken: "I was more than appalled. I felt betrayed by the person who knew me the most. She, becoming atheist, was like her telling me she was going to become exactly like [CCTA]. It put the largest wedge in our friendship than has ever been there before. I wasn't sure I could stand to be around her, as if she had been contaminated with this disease that turned people into...well, [CCTA].

She and I had a tough relationship for the next year or so. I tried to explain that not all atheists were like CCTA, but he had so contaminated her view of atheism that it was hard for her to believe. Her reaction was very much like people who have been told by the church that atheists are evil and immoral – when you meet a moral one, you believe that the immorality is hiding just underneath a thin veneer. But then things changed when The Alien invited me along to help her with a house painting job:

"I needed someone to work with me on a house and [Ziztur] was available to help. Somewhere during the first few days, she said she had something interesting to have me listen to. Okay, no problem - this happens quite frequently. I like interesting stuff and she knows what I would find interesting. Somewhere in those next few days… she had me listen to this podcast. It was Point of Inquiry. I had no idea what Point of Inquiry was, but the podcast was definitely interesting."

We ended up listening to POI for 6 hours a day, 5 days a week for several weeks. Later on, I introduced her to Skeptic's Guide to the Universe. At some point, I let the Alien know that POI and the other podcasts were all produced by atheists. She decided that though she had no desire to meet any of the people in the podcasts, they were cool and interesting.

Slowly, I began to introduce her to other people in my circle of godless friends. First, it was some people I was dating:

"I've never been so scared to enter a house, ever… I was adamant on not getting too deep in conversation with them lest they start questioning my beliefs and attacking them upon finding out I wasn't an atheist like them. While I ended up conversing with them, it did not go too deeply… At least they didn't mentally torture me with their conversation. Okay, some atheists are okay."

Skip ahead to a few months ago. The Alien uses me as her personal lending library, and at one point I convinced her to read a skeptical book. We started with Why People Believe Weird Things by Michael Shermer, and she eventually moved on to read books by Richard Dawkins, Mary Roach, Darrel Ray, and others. She worked up the nerve to attend atheist book clubs with me. She took my mp3 player (loaded with POI, SGU, and Quackcast) to Europe to feed her ears during long train rides.

"By this time, I'm starting to figure out that the intellectual conversation may just overpower my now deep fear of atheists. I took some tentative steps, checking out - gasp- other blogs than [Ziztur's] and the POI website."

Surprisingly, The Alien was off work last weekend. She had heard about Skepticon II from Skepchick.org, and dropped me a line, asking if she could come along. A few hours later, she was sitting in the car with me, Flimsy, and Saint Gasoline. She describes how she felt on the way to the con:

"Imagine a deep nervousness that keeps on being pushed down by the want for intellectual conversations sure to happen. Imagine being nervous at meeting people you've been listening to not long, but just long enough to feel like you're meeting someone famous. Imagine still being deeply nervous and still quite a bit fearful of the people who were SURE to ask you about your religious beliefs and question you when you still haven't worked out your stand on everything-in-the-known-world-much-less-yourself (see future posts on this) completely yet. You've probably gotten the picture."

"Imagine then fitting in better at this convention than fitting in ANYWHERE else ever in your life, even with groups of friends known for years. "

The Alien has a message:

"I must say it clearly to CCTA and the other demeaning atheists out there who use mental torture to wear down others. You, sir, do/did NOT help your cause in the slightest. Your strategy did NOT work and scared away someone who COULD have been someone on your side. Now before you think "wait, but it did", technically.... you're still wrong. It would have probably always come to [skepticism] (just by nature of my friend deciding for herself), and what you did was stop someone from becoming [a skeptic] for years longer than they probably would have. You did a disservice to your cause and I do not believe anyone should respect what you say given the way you go about proving your points…YOU are a DISGRACE TO ATHEISTS and ATHEISM and THEY DO NOT NEED YOU as an advocate."

The Alien is also one of those few skeptics out there who is not exactly an atheist – but she is a skeptic, a freethinker, a best friend, and she is beyond loyal, even going so far as to get in the car and go somewhere where she is in enemy territory – and instead of finding hostility, she found friends.

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Friday, October 16, 2009

Calling St. Louis bloggers

I want your blogs - either your own blog or blogs you read and can supply the link for:

Inclusion criteria:
1. Live in St. Louis or live close enough that you can be downtown in about an hour.
2. Have an active* blog.
3. Blog about atheism, skepticism, freethought, agnosticism, rationalism, ethics, secular humanism or the like.

If you know a blog that fits the criteria above, put a link in the comments section below. I want to collect you.You want more web traffic. It's a sweet deal.

*Active: You post more than once a month.

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Saturday, October 10, 2009

Godless busses in St. Louis?

The other day I met with some people from the United Coalition of reason to discuss forming a coalition between all of the local skeptical/atheist/freethought/rationalist groups of St. Louis and surrounding cities. In addition to forming a coalition, we also talked about getting a bus ad campaign in St. Louis. I can't wait! We've already got a tiny billboard near St. Charles.

St. Louis is actually nearly overflowing with rational societies. Here's a more or less complete list (with links, if available!)

St. Louis Atheists

St. Louis Skeptical Society

Rationalist Society of St. Louis

St. Louis Ethical Society

Washington University League of Freethinkers

We're so busy that I've got several fun events and meetings to go to a month, and there are probably several per week that I cannot attend. If you're in St. Louis and unaware of the rationalist vibrancy here, you are missing out on an evolving culture of intellectual thought. Once we roll out our bus ads, you'd have to be living in a cave not to notice us.

You'll notice on the right sidebar that I have upcoming events at the local meetups I am involved in listed by date. Upcoming awesomeness include a talk by Victor Stenger and Skepticon II, a free conference on skepticism in Springfield, MO. We also hold Skeptics in the Pub once a month as a joint effort between the Center for Inquiry and the St. Louis Skeptical Society. Come out and join the fun!

P.S. I added a "local" label to my blog posts, for those of you looking for posts related to local interests.

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Friday, October 9, 2009

Urban Health Fair Pt. 5

This will be my last post on a series of blog posts documenting my visit to the Urban Health Fair in St. Louis. Previous posts can be found here, here, here and here.

After getting a chiropractic scan and an acupuncture treatment, I headed over to a booth run by Colonics and Detox 4 Health, run by a woman who is a "Certified Sr. Wellness Coach", a "Certified Colon Hydrotherapist (advanced level)" and a "Certified Clinical Aromatherapist". They were having people get scanned with a device called the ZYTO Compass.

The ZYTO compass is a device in which people place their hand on a hand cradle attached to a computer, and the cradle measures galvanic skin response. It looks like this:



The device is said to measure "energy patterns" in the skin. I am skeptical. According to the flyer I picked up, it measures "76 bio-markers" in order to "indicate your body's preferences to help bring it back into a state of balance, and consequently, improved health". Apparently it looks for "supplements to bring every one of these bio-markers back into range". Here is what the company website says about the device:

Have you ever found it difficult to decide which nutritional supplements you should be taking or helping your customers make the same decision for themselves? Often times you're making your best guess based on how your customers are feeling or what they think they need. Wouldn't it be nice if you could ask their body what it preferred? With the Compass System you can.

The Compass System combines the power of dynamic changes in the electrical properties of the skin with ZYTO's Decision Support Technology software. ZYTO technology measures the fluctuations in the energy patterns of the skin. The primary feedback mechanism is called GSR or Galvanic Skin Response. When your customer places his or her hand on the Compass hand cradle, the ZYTO software sends stimuli to the body using digital signatures representative of various alternatives like nutritional supplements. Each stimulus creates a unique GSR response which the ZYTO software measures and analyzes. It's like asking the body questions about your nutritional products and listening to its answers.

When your customers place their hand on the Compass hand cradle, the state of the art Compass software uses stimulus-response to 'ask their body questions' about your nutritional products and then ranks their responses. Armed with this new information your customers feel more positive about the supplement choices they are about to purchase. Supplement Distributors using the Compass have shown astounding increases in monthly product sales.

I sat down, gave the computer my information, and then waited while the device scanned me. While I waited, pretty graphics flitted across the screen, telling me about the 76 bio-markers and explaining that the device would help me increase my wellness by bringing my body back into balance through the use of essential oils. It took about ten minutes for the device to scan. When it was finished, the computer produced a list of essential oils recommended to me by the Compass.

A woman approached me and let me know she was a certified clinical aromatherapist. She tried to explain to me that because the Compass kept recommending essential oils made from trees (elm, cedar, etc) that I must have some sort of structural problem. To really emphasize her point, she made a fist with her right hand and held her arm vertically while pressing it into her left hand – as if her arm were a tree trunk. She told me that she kept "doing this" (meaning making her arm look like a trunk) to really bring home the fact that my body was seeking stability. I looked at her blankly and told her I had no structural problems (really I do, but who – at 27 – has no "structural problems"?) To double-check the findings of the Compass, she brought over the Essential Oils Desk Reference, which looked remarkably like a clinical textbook. She went through some other essential oils she thought my body could use based on the readings of the Compass, asking if I had urinary tract infections, digestive problems or problems with circulation, but eventually sent me on my merry way.

According to the F.A.Q. the Compass uses, "quantum physics as well as established Galvanic Skin Response (GSR) technology to measure fluctuations in electrical conductivity of the skin." How does one use quantum physics to measure fluctuations in electrical conductivity in the skin? One needs no understanding of quantum physics to measure electrical resistance, which is what GSR measures. I guess since I measure kinetics of wheelchair propulsion, I can say I use biomechanics and quantum physics in my research.

Galvanic Skin Response (GSR) is basically a measure of electrical resistance through the skin. It measures how conducive the skin is between two measurement points. The skin's conductivity is highly effected by moisture and temperature – so readings of people with sweaty hands (like me) are going to be different than readings of someone with dry hands by virtue of moisture, and readings will be different depending on the temperature of the skin – which will obviously be effected by many things, including atmospheric conditions – how warm, cool, humid, or dry it is, among other things. GSR is used in polygraph tests, the theory being that stress tends to cause perspiration and raise skin temperature. There is no mechanism by which galvanic skin response could measure "bio-markers" or determine if you have an imbalance that can be corrected by the administration of essential oils. I did a Pubmed search on GSR's effectiveness as a diagnostic tool and found a study attempting to determine if GSR readings were diagnostically useful in allergy clients. The study showed that GSR was not useful. [1] GSR can be useful in the diagnosis of anxiety disorders or in nerve conduction disorders (such as MS), however.

The website indicates that research has been done, but (surprise!) gives no references to journal articles or the research. Instead it says, "Health professionals using ZYTO technology have performed hundreds of thousands of assessments worldwide and report excellent results. A recent hospital study showed a high correlation between the information provided by ZYTO's technology and the recommendations made by attending physicians". The site also claims that a study was done in China and is "set to be published in a peer reviewed journal". One of the more entertaining claims is this:

ZYTO technology involves information theory, biology, physics, and biofeedback. Each of these disciplines have several studies that validate the individual components that makes up the ZYTO technology. For example, there are several studies over the last century relating to GSR and its use in measuring the body's reaction to stimuli.



Yes, people have validated physics, biology, and information theory (biofeedback is up for debate). But this does not mean that these things have been validated for use in determining which essential oils you need to balance your body. I emailed the company asking for a reference. We will see what happens. A casual reader might take this sentence to mean that ZYTO scanners are used in hospitals. This is not what this sentence says – instead, it says that the "technology" ZYTO uses (meaning quantum physics and GSR) are used in hospitals, and there is a correlation between quantum physics and/or GSR information and physician recommendations. What I assume is that this: "A recent hospital study showed a high correlation between the information provided by ZYTO's technology and the recommendations made by attending physicians." Means that some hospital somewhere used GSR for some diagnostic purpose, and so therefore ZYTO feels it can claim GSR can be used to test for "imbalances". This is akin to a company staying since X-ray's have a high correlation between the information provided by the X-ray and recommendations made by physicians setting broken bones, that X-ray is useful in detecting Qi. I did a Pubmed search looking for instances in which "quantum physics" was used as a diagnostic tool and found nothing, aside from discussions of the physics of radiography.

ZYTO insists that their device is not a "medical device" which is why it is not FDA approved. Here is the FDA definition of a medical device:

..an instrument, apparatus, implement, machine, contrivance, implant, in vitro reagent, or other similar or related article, including a component part, or accessory which is . . . .

  • intended for use in the diagnosis of disease or other conditions, or in the cure, mitigation, treatment, or prevention of disease, in man or other animals, or
  • intended to affect the structure or any function of the body of man or other animals, and which [is not a drug].
ZYTO has this explanation for why their device does not count as a medical device:

We often compare our technology to the clipboard, pen, and printed health history form that a doctor gives a new patient. These are tools used to gather information about the patient. The completed health history has significant clinical value, but that does not mean the clipboard, pen, and printed form are medical devices.

Although information gathered with ZYTO technology can have significant clinical value, that information is simply another form of questionnaire (called a bio-survey) and ZYTO technology is simply the tool used for 'filling in the form.'

Yes, but an X-ray, CT scanner, PET scanner and an MRI are tools used to gather information about a patient, and those are considered medical devices. By this argument, we should deregulate these devices, as they are simply a tool used for "'filling in the form'". How is the Compass any different, aside from the fact that there is no evidence that it works?

It clearly is an instrument, and while it may not be diagnosing a disease, it could be said to be mitigating or treating disease. This is especially true if an individual is said "structural problems" according to the device and is then sold an essential oil to prevent osteoporosis. To say that no diagnosis is being made when one is giving a label to a medical condition or disease is kind of like a Southern Baptist minister insisting he is not religious. Using mealy-mouthed words like "preference" "decisions" and "imbalance" should not make a device immune to FDA approval, especially when statements like this (from the flyer) are made:

ZYTO Technology is used by more than 5,000 doctors and health care providers to make decisions on the health care needs of their clients with 95% proven accuracy.

I wondered if, taking the scan again, the results would be the same or different – if the results were consistent, at least the Compass might have something going for it. Alas, the F.A.Q. tells a different story:

ZYTO technology measures the most rapidly changing field in the body, the energetic field, which processes 400 million impulses of information per second. When dealing with complex mind-body systems, repeatable measurements are not always expected. However, in most instances successive bio-surveys will produce comparative results; each bio-survey will present a picture that is comparative in a meaningful way to the others. Health professionals and others with bio-survey experience learn that results obtained from the first bio-survey are valid and the most accurate.

In order to receive the most accurate results on subsequent scans you need to wait at least three days before scanning a person a second time. Your average client should be scanned about once every few weeks although many users prefer once per month.

Why would you have to wait? How can this device be both accurate yet have results that are not replicable? We expect repeatable measurements from real medical devices. The reason the Compass does not always yield repeatable results has to do with the fact that GSR does not measure "biomarkers", it measures skin conductivity. There is no reason a "first" reading will be more or less accurate than subsequent readings. There is no reason one would have to wait three days.

My analysis of this product is that it is a marketing tool. It is designed to sell people things by pretending to measure things it does not measure. I call bullshit. So does Stephen Barrett, by the way.

Additionally, the company (meaning the book I visited who used the Compass) also offers these sCAM (supplements, complementary and alternative medicine) services: Wellness coaching, Detox foot baths, Rife machine, colonics, aromatherapy, reflexology, custom blend essential oils and educational literature. They sell essential oils, vitamins, minerals, superfoods, Chinese herbs, homeopathics, natural soaps, household cleansers, shampoos, and dental care.

  1. Semizzi M, Senna G, Crivellaro M, Rapacioli G, Passalacqua G, Canonica WG, Bellavite O A double-blind, placebo-controlled study on the diagnostic accuracy of an electrodermal test in allergic subjects. Clinical & Experimental Allergy 2002;32:928-932

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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Faith billboard

A few days ago as I was driving home from my internship on highway 55 north, I spotted this:





At first, I wondered what exactly the billboard was trying to convey. It occurred to me that someone might be angry at Bevo church (Bevo is a St. Louis city neighborhood) and had decided to post this billboard in order to shame or boycott them, except that calling a church "liars" or "drunkards" is a clear case of libel (um, unless they are drunkards and liars, I guess). I suppose "enemies of god" could not be classified as libel – you'd have to prove god existed before you could prove someone was his enemy. Nonetheless, a boycott billboard is not out of the question, given that we have a local laborers union who boycotts a paving company who will not unionize with billboards commanding readers not to use the paving company.

On my way home, I came to the conclusion that the billboard was more than likely a publicity ploy by the Bevo church itself, though I was not sure exactly what it meant. Perhaps I would understand better if I were a Christian?

No matter, everything was cleared up once I went to the aforementioned website. On the website is a picture of the same billboard, but the word "drunkards" is crossed out in red and replaced with "lives of freedom" written in cursive. "Enemies" is crossed out and replaced with "sons & daughters". "Liars" is crossed out and replaced with "speakers of truth". Written above the "Church at be*vo" is the word "REDEFINED" as if stamped in place.

I think ones of the reasons I had so much trouble understanding this billboard is that I see a "church" as an organization of people who come together for community and religious services. I wonder if Christians think of "church" more directly as the people who are members of the church, in the same way I might think of a "class" at a university. Obviously, the point is that people come to Bevo with all of these sins that define them, and they are supposed to be redefined in terms of their relationship to their god.

Flimsy and I clearly need to infiltrate this church.

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Thursday, September 24, 2009

Urban Health Fair, Pt.3

This is part 3 of my blog series on a visit I made to the Urban Health Fair in St. Louis. Here are parts one and two.

After Michael, Micheal's son (I'll call Mike's son Indigo from now on) and I got a book about Indigo Children, the three of us wandered over to a booth featuring a chiropractic organization. They were offering "free scans" using a surface EMG scanner.

The three of us decided that we should all get scanned. While we were waiting, Michael turned to me and said, "Aww look honey, our son is going to get his first chiropractic scan!" which gave us the perfect excuse to whip out our cameras and photograph the momentous occasion.



An EMC surface scanner is a tool used in chiropractic practices as a diagnostic tool. According to this chiropractic website:

"The Surface EMG scanner is a tool that helps [a licensed chiropractor] gain additional inforamtion (sic) about your condition. Your muscles are controlled by nerves. The Surface EMG measures how well the motor nerves are working by readying (sic) the amount of current found in the muscles. Subluxations disturb the function of the nerve causing an abnormal amount of electrical current flowing to your muscles (indicated by colours and /or abnormal patterns). This advanced tool also looks at muscle balance and thermal differences."



After reviewing 2,500+ resources, the American Academy of Neurology concluded that these devices are not an acceptable tool for measuring or diagnosis any neuromuscular disease or for diagnosing low back pain. [1] Basically, surface EMC superficially measures electrical activity an area of muscle territory. Moving a muscle at all, whether voluntarily or involuntarily, will be recorded as electrical activity. Surface EMG cannot differentiate which muscle is the origin of a signal. It does not measure "abnormal current flowing to your muscles caused by subluxations". Chiropractors have yet to show that subluxations are even real or that they cause ailments.


I work in a biomechanics lab where we frequently use EMG to record muscle activity. This involves placing electrodes on the skin at a muscle's origin and at the muscle belly, then we have people move around (typically they walk back and forth across the room). This is admittedly a highly imprecise science, and we have a large fudge factor in our results, knowing that EMG readings vary greatly due to electrode placement and even from day to day with the same placement. If a person is sitting quietly, we get tiny readings – or none, if the muscle is completely still. When they move around, we get much larger readings.

The scanning device was used on the back of our necks – essentially, it measured the muscle activity in our necks as we sat in a chair. Since people use their neck muscles to hold their head aloft, there will always be electrical activity in the neck, assuming the person is sitting up. There will also be lots of electrical activity if you're a young fidgety child.

After the three of us were scanned, we sat and waited for our results. We were first shown an image like the one pictured, that showed "normal nerve function", and then shown "our nerve function". The results made it clear that we were supposed to believe the surface EMC measured the specific nerve function of the cervical nerves from C1-C7. Surface EMG is entirely incapable of producing results this precise – and does not measure nerve conduction. As you can image, our little bars and graphs (which were only on the neck, as this is where we were scanned) showed that we were "maladjusted". In particular, Indigo's readings were much higher than ours. Painstakingly, the chiropractor walked us through our problem, talking inordinately slowly, to make sure we understood the gravity of our results:

"See this picture here? Notice how all of the lines and bars are equal, level, short and green. This is what you should look like if you are properly adjusted." We nodded. "Now, look at your results here. You will notice some differences. What do you see that is different?"

I sighed. "Some of the lines are red and very long, here at C3 on the right and here at C5 on the left. Also, there are some longer yellow lines here."

"Yes! That means that your nerves are not balanced, which could be due to a subluxation. In particular, the red lines are very bad. C1-C3 is often associated with problems in the ears, eyes, throat, and nose. It can cause things like recurring colds and allergies. Do you have a problem with colds or allergies?"

No.

Next, the chiropractor turned to Indigo's results, which showed high levels of activity particularly at C7. The Chiropractor told us that this could lead to problems with Indigo's eyes. As Michael put it, "I guess I forgot from my anatomy classes that the optic nerve goes from the eyes to the spine and then down to C7 then turns around and goes up to the brain." For the record, the ocular, auditory and gustatory systems are innervated by cranial nerves. That is, they are all located in your skull. They do not loop down to the cervical spinal cord and then back up to your eyes, nose and ears. There is no way that a "subluxation" can affect these systems – this is a basic fact of anatomy.

The chiropractor told us that children usually have higher readings because they are very active and young and thus have a high level of muscle and nerve activity. I told him that this made sense, because someone had told us he was an "indigo child". The chiropractor nodded knowingly and said something like, "Yes, I know all about indigo children, I have plenty of experience with them"

As Michael and Indigo ran off to play in the children's area, the chiropractor stopped me and let me know that people who visited them today at the health fair would be eligible for a discounted first visit to the office – something like $40 instead of the typical $120. She asked if I wanted to sign up to take advantage of the special deal. I told her I'd have to think about it, and then I walked off. Too bad they didn't scan my dog too.

I really have a problem with chiropractors treating little children. Their vertebra have not fully developed into bone yet and consist of a much larger portion of cartilage than that of the adult spine. The fact that chiropractors used to believe that polio was best treated by manipulation should be enough to send mothers and fathers running (away, that is). This would not be anything to balk at, except for the fact that many chiropractors are still against vaccines and germ theory.

  1. Pullman SL, Goodin, DS, Marquinez AI, Tabbal S, Rubin R. Report of the Therpeutics and Technology Assessment Subsomittee of the American Academy of Neurology. Neurology 2000;55:171-177. Online here.

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Saturday, September 19, 2009

Urban Health Fair Pt.1

Last weekend, my friend Michael (who is the president of the St. Louis Skeptical Society) and I went with Michael's son to the Urban Health Fair in St. Louis.

The Urban Health Fair was billed as having "educational opportunities with a full day of entertainment and fun activities for all ages". It was essentially an alternative medicine health fair, featuring booths with vendors across disciplines, including chiropractic, acupuncture, Tai Chi, Massage therapy and spas, vitamin supplements, aromatherapy, yoga, the St. Louis school of metaphysics, a "green" cleaning company, Indigo massage, personal training, a bicycle company, and a holistic pet food store.

The fair took place along a closed-off block in the middle of historic St. Louis, adjacent to a park. The event featured live music, which was on a stage far enough away from the fair to be heard easily but not so close that it was louse enough to disrupt conversation. It was also a dog friendly event, so I brought my dog.

Surprisingly, there were not a whole lot of people million about between booths – much less than I expected. The largest concentration of customers was a gaggle of women surrounding a booth selling fair trade handmade purses and bags. It seemed as though there were not many more customers than people doing vending and organization.

The first booth I visited was an urban pet supply store which offered grooming as well as pet foods – the type of store that prides itself in stocking high-end dog foods, including boutique kibble, handmade human-grade dog treats, raw food diet supplies and supplements. Over at the booth, everyone fawned over my dog (who is a massive golden retriever) and a vendor asked me what kind of food I fed him. My guess is that dogs have been domesticated next to humans for thousands of years, fed on diets mainly consisting of table scraps. As such, I feed him table scraps and guy him a different kind of dog food every time a bag runs out. I avoid the cheapest stuff though. The vendor gave me a bag positively filled with samples of various dog foods – probably nearly a week's worth of food – and then asked me about his health and joints.

I knew where this was going. Glucosamine and condroitin anyone? My dog has had surgery on both of his knees – he tore the cruxiate ligaments in both and had to have metal plates put in both of his tibias. I've actually spent five thousand dollars on the bastard's knees, and he can't even get a job to pay me back. After telling this to the vendor, he told me that I should supplement my dog with glucosamine and condroitin to prevent osteoarthritis as well as give him fish oil – the latter because it contained antioxidents and the former for his joints.

First, these supplements – like all other "dietary supplements" for dogs or otherwise, have an incredibly low bar of standardization to follow – nothing even close to the content standardization, safety and efficacy testing that must be done in order to have an FDA approved drug. Natural products vary greatly in the amount of active ingredient they contain for a few reasons – the production and manufacturing process, for one. Because there is really no standardization process, the amount of active ingredient in herbal supplements can vary from bottle to bottle [1]. By, this, I do not mean that different manufacturers have different mg content stated on the bottle – I mean that the actual content of active ingredient differs from what is stated on the bottle. In the study I referenced, it varied from 59-138%.

There don't seem to be any side-effects of using glucosamine supplements aside from spending too much money or the more general instances of toxicity [2] in unregulated herbal supplements due to impurities. Herbal preparations have been known to be imbued with a plethora of unexpected ingredients not listed on the bottles, such as belladonna, salmonella, pesticides, lead, arsenic, anti-inflammatory drugs and corticosteroids [3]. Again, these are largely due to the fact that herbal supplements are an unstandardized, untested industry. Perhaps these costs and risks would be worth it if glucosamine supplements had a beneficial effect on joints (or any other body system, for that matter).

Glucosamine and controitin are both found in joints, and it is one of the things that get worn down when animals with joints made of bone get osteoarthritis. But thinking that eating these two substances or swallowing them in pill form will somehow cause their wear to be reduced in osteoarthritis makes about as much sense as thinking that swallowing semen will increase your sperm count or eating liver will cause your liver to make new liver cells. There is no evidence that glucosamine/condroitin are delivered to the joints from your digestive system. There is no evidence that these substances work any better than a placebo at reducing arthritis [4].

What about this fish oil thing? I don't really have a problem with supplementing with Omega-3 fatty acids, but el-cheapo-cod liver oil works just as well as expensive drops or pills. My dog doesn't need pills! He'll eat anything.

Stay tuned – tomorrow I'll let you in on a little secret – apparently Michael and I have a son, and it's "very clear" that he is an indigo child!

  1. Russel AS, Aghazadeh-Habashi A, Jamali F. Active ingredient consistency of commercially available glucosamine sulfate products. Journal of Rhumatology 2009;36:2407-2409
  2. De Smet PAGM. Herbal Remedies. New England Journal of Medicine 2002;347:2046-2056
  3. De Smet PAGM, Keller K, Hänsel R, Chandler RF, eds. Adverse effects of herbal drugs. Vol. 1. Berlin, Germany: Springer-Verlag, 1992:1-72
  4. Clegg DO, Reda DJ, Harris CL, Klein MA, O'Dell JR, Hooper MM, Bradley JD, Bingham CO 3rd, Weisman MH, Jackson CG, Lane NE, Cush JJ, Moreland LW, Schumacher HR Jr, Oddis CV, Wolfe F, Molitor JA, Yocum DE, Schnitzer TJ, Furst DE, Sawitzke AD, Shi H, Brandt KD, Moskowitz RW, Williams HJ. Glucosamine, chondroitin sulfate, and the two in combination for painful knee osteoarthritis. New England Journal of Medicine 2006;354:795-808

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Monday, September 7, 2009

Liberal, MO: Atheist Utopia

I live in St. Louis, MO, and have for my entire life (and so have my parents, grandparents, great grandparents and great-great grandparents. It's hard to be more native St. Lou than I am). The people here are crazy and so St. Louisans can often be heard saying, "I am not from Missouri, I am from St. Louis", but we do have the best state slogan. Missouri's official slogan is one with which every atheist/skeptic can relate; we're "The Show-Me State". 

Amusingly enough, Missouri is home to the only town in the country founded specifically for the purpose of creating a freethinking atheist utopia.

That town is Liberal, Missouri

Believe it or not, Liberal, Missouri (which is in the southwest corner of the state and is .8 miles square with a census of about 800 people) was started as an atheist, "freethinker" utopia in 1880 by George Walser, an anti-religionist, agnostic lawyer. The goal was for atheists to come and live in a churchless and saloonless town where people could raise their children without religion. Walser wanted a place where freethinkers could live to their standards of decency and morality in a quiet, unmolested way, away from missionaries the barrage of religion. Christians were not allowed, and Liberal was advertised as " the only town of its size in the United States without a priest, preacher, church, saloon, God, Jesus, hell or devil."

Shortly after the city was funded, a Christian by the name of H. H. Waggonerbought a parcel of land to be an "addition" to Liberal for the express purpose of "live[ing] unmolested and watch with contempt the doings of their infidel neighbors" and "inducing immigration of Christians who would be strong enough to out number the Liberals and defeat the enterprise." What's an infidel city to do when Christians try to defeat a freethinking city? Why, build a big barbed-wire fence around it, obviously. Apparently the whole town, including the "infidel women" got involved to build the fence. 

From the December 1, 1938 edition of the Sikeston (Missouri) Herald:
"The founder of this unique community experiment, George H. Walser, was born in Indiana in 1834. He went to Barton county immediately after the war, where he was soon recognized as one of the best lawyers in southwest Missouri. He was elected prosecuting attorney there, and became a member of the 25th assembly. With an eye for future developments he purchased 2,000 acres (8 km2) of land and selected the site of Liberal as the home of an experiment in intellectual community living. He was an agnostic and placed himself in open opposition to organized religion. "With one foot upon the neck of priestcraft and the other upon the rock of truth," he declared, "we have thrown our banner to the breeze and challenge the world to produce a better cause for the devotion of man than that of a grand, noble and perfect humanity." In harmony with the purpose for organizing the town a number of unusual institutions designed to promote the ideal community were tried during the 1880's and 1890's. The first of these was a Sunday Morning Instruction School, where children were taught from "Youth Liberal Guide" and from various works on physics, chemistry, and other sciences. In another class organized for older young people elementary experiments in the physical sciences were performed under the supervision of teachers whose avowed function was to encourage and direct free intelligent discussion. In the Mental Liberty Hall lectures were given each Sunday evening, and scientists, philosophers, socialists, atheists, Protestant ministers and Catholic priests were invited to speak—respectable decorum being the only limitation placed upon any speaker. Large enthusiastic crowds gathered each week in the interest of mental liberty. The Liberal Normal School and Business Institute was another institution organized by Walser to promote liberal education free from the bias of Christian theology. This school was well advertised and soon had a large enrollment. According to a tract published in 1885, the Liberal Normal School and Business Institute was "located in the liberal town, taught by liberal teachers and courted only the patronage of liberal patrons." Out of this organization developed Free Thought University, which opened in 1886 with a staff of seven teachers.
There were actually people at the train stations warning Christians that they were not welcome – so Christians barraged the town on mission to convert the heathens:
As news spread about Liberal, Christians came to convert the town. Walser tried to keep them out by posting his followers at the Liberal train station to tell passengers that if they were Christians they were not welcome, according to an 1896 article in The Kansas City Star. They came anyway. Some Christians quietly bought homes and began holding religious services. Walser would interrupt them and even put a stop to it after he proved to a court that the services were being held on properties he still partly owned. The Christians then bought land next to Liberal and moved more than a dozen houses there from Liberal. The last building had a sign attached that said: "And the Lord said: Get thee out of Sodom." Walser then built a barbed wire fence to keep them out of Liberal. (Kansas City Star on Saturday, December 22, 2001)
According to a transcription of a book on the history of Liberal, a pastor described as a "great controversialist" wrote a pamphlet and an op-ed to the St. Louis Post Dispatch (1885):
The boast about the sobriety of the town is false. But few of the infidels are total abstainers. Liquor can be obtained at three different places in this town of 300 inhabitants. More drunken infidels can be seen in a year in Liberal than drunken Christians among one hundred times as many church members during the same time. Swearing is the common form of speech in Liberal, and nearly every inhabitant, old and young, swears habitually. Girls and boys swear on the streets, playground, and at home. Fully half of the females will swear, and a large number swear habitually.... Lack of reverence for parents and of obedience to them is the rule. There are more grass widows, grass widowers and people living together, who have former companions living, than in any other town of ten times the population.... A good portion of the few books that are read are of the class that decency keeps under lock and key.... These infidels...can spend for dances and shows ten times as much as they spend on their liberalism. These dances are corrupting the youth of the surrounding country with infidelity and immorality. There is no lack of loose women at these dances. Since Liberal was started there has not been an average of one birth per year of infidel parents. Feticide is universal. The physicians of the place say that a large portion of their practice has been trying to save females from consequences of feticide. In no town is slander more prevalent, or the charges more vile. If one were to accept what the inhabitants say of each other, he would conclude that there is a hell, including all Liberal, and that its inhabitants are the devils.
Apparently shortly after writing his pamphlet, the pastor was arrested for embezzlement, though he claims he was arrested for libel against Liberal. Also apparently, the saloons did not move in until the churches moved in. Liberal soon dissolved into a regular old town.

This writer from Apologetics Press wrote a piece on Liberal, MO, claiming that the town fell as an atheist utopia because atheists cannot be trusted and that towns can't survive without God:
"It took only a few short years for Liberal's unattractiveness and inconsistency to be exposed. People cannot exclude God from the equation, and expect to remain a "sober, trustworthy" town. Godlessness equals unruliness, which in turn makes a repugnant, immoral people. The town of Liberal was a failure.
How about the fact that Christians were constantly barraging them from all sides? That makes a town pretty damn unattractive. Essentially, Liberal was doomed to failure due to the constant barrage of Christians trying to destroy the town or at least look on as if Liberal was some kind of godless freak show. The authoritarianism probably didn't help either, and one can expect that if you attempt to erect a town based on an unpopular philosophical worldview in a country whose inhabitants believe you are one of the root causes of all social ills, your town is pretty much doomed before you break ground.
 


Of course, the founder eventually converted to spiritualism and then Christianity before he died. Figures.

Liberal, MO - your absolutely astounding history will be well-remembered in the heart of this Show-Me State native. xoxoxoxo

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Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Faith Infiltration: St. Louis Cathedral Basilica

This week Flimsy and I visited the beautiful Cathedral Basilica, hailed as one of the most glorious Cathedrals in the US.

The Cathedral Basilica of St. Louis is one that must be seen personally. It is impressive and overdone: if Vegas is entertainment on steroids, Cathedral Basilica is Catholicism on steroids. The entire ceiling is covered with gold-flecked murals, marble statues abound, and they have tours after every mass (which is 4 times a day on Sundays and several times during the week). There is probably close to an acre of pews inside the sanctuary, and don’t know if this is an exaggeration.

Because of its size, services seemed very impersonal. Instead of a close-knit community, it felt more like we were at a baseball game, where participants were only united by their common belief but not necessarily a “community” in the sense that most congregants knew each other. In this way, the visit was more of a spectacle (and I do not mean that pejoratively) than anything else. No one so much as looked in our direction.

What is it with sermons at Catholic churches being so short? Granted, we only have a sample size of 2 (having only visited 2 Catholic churches) but both times, the sermon or message was very short. The sermon was delivered by a bishop who climbed a small spiral staircase to an ornate and impressive podium made of carved marble and fine wood – obviously, any podium one must climb a staircase to stand on is impressive.  The general message of the sermon was that we must give Jesus access to our hearts, especially those parts of our hearts that are dark. The bishop gave a very long list of “dark parts” we should let Jesus see, encouraging people to ask Jesus to help with the tough questions and church teachings people refused to follow. Some of the questions included:

Which church teachings to I refuse to follow? Who do I refuse to meet or be nice to? When did I last go to confession? At whom am I angry – god, the church, people who have died? Why do I blame god for not answering my prayers?

If we give Jesus and god access to our hearts and weaknesses, the Bishop said, we will not be afraid of answers to these questions. Instead, asking these tough questions will give people the opportunity to grow with god.

The bishop did not give answers to these questions, but given my limited understanding of Catholicism, I can only assume that the answers to these questions are that the parishioners are guilty and selfish sinners who are putting themselves above god, but I don’t know that for sure.

After the sermon, most of the parishioners took communion, but I was surprised to see that we were not the only ones who abstained: of the several hundred people present, I would say about 20 people did not take communion.

Following this, several prayers were offered, the most interesting being a prayer that the new year of school education and academics work to educate people that life “is sacred and begins at conception”.

As we left, I observed a family with a young daughter who was maybe eight years old exiting the pews. As the mother and father exited, they bowed to the front of the sanctuary and crossed themselves. Their daughter made a move to leave, and her father grabbed her arm: she bowed and crossed herself, facing backward. Looking stern, the father spun her around so she could do it facing the correct direction.

We did not go on the tour because we were starving!

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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Faith Infiltration: Rock The River Tour

For this week’s Faith Infiltration, Flimsy and I attended the Rock the River Tour, a Billy Graham/Franklin Graham sponsored tour of Christian rock bands. I’ve wanted to review a Billy Graham event since we started infiltrating religious services and events.

The Rock the River tour was held at the grounds underneath the St. Louis Arch. St. Louis holds several festivals here each year, the biggest of which is probably Fair St. Louis, so I expected the layout to be similar.

When we arrived, it became clear that the individuals who set up this festival expected the turnout to be smaller. The area under the arch was fenced off for security purposes, and this fenced off area was filled with people standing, sitting in lawn chairs, on blankets, or milling around. Outside the fenced off area, lawn chairs and blankets jammed any space in which the screens or stage should be seen, encroaching on pedestrian walkways and sidewalks and covering any grassy areas. The single vendor area – located on a blocked off four-lane roadway and with about 30 vendors peddling Christian T-shirts, food and water was packed so tightly with people that it took us about 45 minutes to walk out of once we became trapped inside.

This festival was also different from the St. Louis fair in a number of other ways: there were no security checks outside of the fenced, in area, but security was fairly tight to get into the fenced in area in the early part of the day. Bags and people were searched thoroughly, but at some point in the early evening the security personnel stopped searching entirely. I did not see a single individual drink a single sip of beer or alcohol. Hardly anyone lit up cigarettes. Lots of people wore Christian T-shirts.

The demographics were largely young adults or youth, the type you’d expect to find at a typical rock concert on the levee. This is to be expected, as young adults were the target audience. I also got the feeling that there were fewer minorities here than I expected, given that Fair St. Louis usually draws a fairly diverse crowd.

We shifted slowly through the crowd of people, jostled by sweaty teenagers making people trains through the crowds by holding on to each other’s shirts. Off in the distance, Franklin Graham stood on stage. He told his audience to raise their hands if they had decided to give their lives to Jesus so that counselors could find them and hand out reading material. After checking out the booths of t-shirts (one said, “Narrow Minded” and had Bible verses on the back) we settled into the grass on the outside of the fencing, far enough away that the stage was a mere postage stamp in the distance.

Here, we chatted about Flimsy’s experiences at other Christian rock concerts, wondered about the religious belief demographics of attendees, and made other random observations and discussed them while people-watching. Eventually, we packed up and moved into the fence, sitting right next to a block of grass roped off for “counselor’s area”.

Here, we witnessed counselors doing their thing – some people approached with tears in their eyes, some people approached smiling, others were more reserved – and a counselor similar in age and of the same sex would sit in the grass next to them for prayers. Overall though, the number of people being counseled was a tiny minority. Most people simply sat around, oblivious to the fact that to some individuals, this night might change their lives.

Flimsy and I were primarily interested in hearing Flyleaf, but he was also familiar with Skillet. We didn’t pay much attention to the groups who played beforehand, only moving into the fenced in area when we knew the bands we came to see were up next.

Skillet played first, and I have to say that, among other things, their violinist is a complete badass. They had a very edgy pop metal style mixed with classical instrumentation and lyrics vague enough to be accessible to more secular individuals. They had a great stage presence which included two hydraulic stages that would raise and lower, lots of lights, and dramatic bursts of pressurized gas. Overall, Skillet was quite enjoyable live. (Here’s a music video.)

After skillet played, a video appeared on the screen. It was a ten minute monologue by the former lead singer of Korn, who had apparently become a born again Christian sometime in the past few years, shirking his life as a drugged out rock star to come clean and take care of his daughter. He appeared in the video alone, sitting on a white couch, looking like he always does – rough, vacant-eyed, and clearly the product of his lifestyle.

After this, Franklin Graham came on stage and delivered a sermon that was essentially a plea to realize that god loves you and will forgive you for your sins. I was wholly underwhelmed by Grahams abilities as a preacher – pastors like our friend Keith are much more effective at reaching an audience and making them think, while Graham came off somewhat like a grandmother grabbing your arm in a supermarket, proclaiming that god loves you so much, giving you a hug, and then pressing a gospel tract into your palm.

After Graham gave his sermon, he asked audience members to hold up their hand if they had decided to give their life to Jesus, so a counselor could find them and give them literature to read. He told them to fill out the card on the back and then go find a good local church to go to. A scant few people raised their hands. For the next thirty minutes, he would survey the audience, ask if everyone had gotten to see a counselor who wanted to see one, ask if anyone else wanted to give their lives to Jesus, and tell the audience to raise their hands if they did – repeatedly.

Honestly, most people seemed to ignore him. 

I had seen Flyleaf perform a few years ago, and their performance this time was very similar. Flyleaf is another pop metal band, though they don’t consider themselves a “gospel” band. Their style is less refined than Skillet. Whereas Skillet’s style sets them apart from other groups, Flyleaf’s core is the group’s lead vocalist, Lacey. (Here’s a music video.)

After Flyleaf’s set, Lacy took the microphone and explained to her audience that she knows what it is like to be depressed. She explained that she had nearly committed suicide when she was younger, that she had experienced lots of difficulties in her life, but her faith in Jesus gave her something to live for. Lacey obviously understands what it is like to be young (she’s my age) and as such spoke in a frank and way that I felt was much more persuasive and honest than Graham. Apparently, she used to be an atheist and this was a source of depression for her as she viewed life as a series of bad experiences and failures culminating in death.

After Lacey spoke, Graham returned to the stage with Lacey and expressed that, “Lacey and I are both so very concerned for you and we want you to know that GOD LOVES YOU. HE REALLY LOVES YOU!” in his supermarket grandmother way, while Lacey stood beside him with a concerned and poignant look on her face. It was pretty clear that Lacey wanted people experiencing negative things in their life to have something to turn to, because she had experienced the pain of depression and helplessness herself, in a very direct way. Graham, on the other hand, seemed out of touch - a man safely tucked away in his own righteousness.

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Sunday, August 2, 2009

Twittering Rock the River

Today we're going to be attending the Billy Graham/Franklin Graham Rock the River tour. It's a free concert series at the St. Louis archgrounds featuring a bunch of contemporary rock and rap Christian bands and messages of salvation.

We will be Twittering our thoughts regarding what we see and hear live, so follow me on Twitter here. The concert starts around 2pm central time.

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Saturday, June 27, 2009

Faith Infiltration: Copper Creek Christian Church

The other day, a pastor from a local church asked if he could come to at St. Louis Atheist Meetup. Being the friendly bunch of heathens we are, we told him he was absolutely encouraged to come and see what we were all about.

Pastor Keith hung back for the most part during our meetup, eventually getting wind of the Faith Infiltration project. He told us he would love it if we infiltrated his church – coming in to do our thing, and writing up an un-sugarcoated review.

As it turns out, Keith is pastor at Copper Creek Christian Church, located in Maryville, IL – Flimsy’s old stomping grounds.

Flimsy and I are avid GPS users, so when we’re planning an outing to a church, we tend to simply plug the address into the GPS and let it lead us. As we got closer to the church, Flimsy noted that it was in the same area as the church building he had attended at a child. Then, he realized it was on the same road as said church. Then, he realized that it WAS the same church building, now owned by a different congregation.  This was a fascinating coincidence, as this church building is the subject of many rather entertaining stories.

Upon entering the building we were greeted by several friendly people. The previous service had not ended yet, but when it did, people poured out of the sanctuary. We spotted Keith and approached to say hello.

We introduced ourselves to some congregants, letting them know that we were atheists who went to different churches each week. A curious thing happened – the congregants reacted with a sort of familiar surprise, the way someone might react when you introduce them to someone whom they have not met, but whom you have been telling stories about. Said congregants told us that they knew the pastor blogged with atheists. They mentioned things like wanting to find common ground between believers and non-believers, or wanting to figure out how to not be afraid to approach religion with non-believers at work. I couldn’t help but think that a few sessions with us might help people get over their anxiety toward talking to non-believers about Christianity. I like to think that we’re stubborn but approachable atheists.

The sanctuary of this church was contemporary, having an auditorium-like feel to it. There were cushy chairs instead of pews, and a long row of stained glass windows near the front at the top. In the center of this row was a stained glass depiction of Jesus, very reminiscent of a third grade color-by-numbers coloring book.

(sort of like this, only Jesus:)


Grossly oversized and clearly hand-constructed art supplies decorated the stage. These were apparently from an art camp being held at the church. An understated band (or worship leader group) assembled on stage with a keyboardist, percussionist, guitarist, and several female singers. They sung an uplifting song about how their god saves.

Above the stage, a video began playing over a large projection screen. It was a remarkably sugarcoated film about honoring fathers during fathers day, forgiving fathers who are absent or have failed at appropriately raising their children, and honoring people who act as father-figures. It even included a scene where a father and son are eating breakfast, the son accidentally spills his milk. Rather than get angry, the father simply smiles, shrugs, and intentionally tips over his milk too. At the end of the video, a worship leader told his congregation that his god the father knows you and so on fathers day, one should also honor their god. Following this, there was another uplifting song about how god knows everyone such that he hears everyone and knows every thought.

The song ended, and the sermon began. The pastor explained that in Christianity, there are ‘tutors’ – people who ramp up guilt and repentance in order to convert someone to Christianity as soon as possible. These individuals are essentially in the business of saving as many souls as quickly as possible.

He compared these ‘tutors’ to ‘fathers’, and said that ‘fathers’, especially those he is in contact with, do not want to convert their children as quickly as possible into Christianity. Instead they want their children to wait until they are old enough and possess the mental capacities to really accept Christianity not blindly or out of fear, but out of genuine conviction. As he spoke, it was clear that ‘fathering’ was ultimately superior to ‘tutoring’ as ‘fathering’ would me more likely to lead to lifelong Christians, rather than to individuals abandoning their faith as they age due to being indoctrinated and frightened into belief.

I find this way of thinking to be highly ethical, especially coming from a pastor. I have heard other pastors actually lift up indoctrination of children in sermons a la Francis Xavier, “Give me the children until they are seven and anyone may have them afterwards”. Like many other atheists/secularists, think it is immoral to indoctrinate children into a faith or a belief system they do not understand. We would consider it wrong to refer to a child as a “communist child” or a “Marxist child” because we are applying systems of belief to children who cannot understand this belief. It is much better to teach children skills – critical thinking, the ability to reason and problem-solve, rather than to teach them facts. I do not know if Keith meant anything like this, so I’d really like to explore that with him.

The pastor went on to say that Paul is a ‘father’, not a ‘tutor’, and referenced 1 Corinthians 4:6-16, which I shall reprint here from the ESV.

6I have applied all these things to myself and Apollos for your benefit, brothers, that you may learn by us not to go beyond what is written, that none of you may be puffed up in favor of one against another. 7For who sees anything different in you? What do you have that you did not receive? If then you received it, why do you boast as if you did not receive it?
 8Already you have all you want! Already you have become rich! Without us you have become kings! And would that you did reign, so that we might share the rule with you! 9For I think that God has exhibited us apostles as last of all, like men sentenced to death, because we have become a spectacle to the world, to angels, and to men. 10 We are fools for Christ’s sake, but you are wise in Christ. We are weak, but you are strong. You are held in honor, but we in disrepute. 11To the present hour we hunger and thirst, we are poorly dressed and buffeted and homeless, 12and we labor, working with our own hands. When reviled, we bless; when persecuted, we endure; 13when slandered, we entreat. We have become, and are still, like the scum of the world, the refuse of all things.
 14I do not write these things to make you ashamed, but to admonish you as my beloved children. 15For though you have countless guides in Christ, you do not have many fathers. For I became your father in Christ Jesus through the gospel. 16I urge you, then, be imitators of me. 17That is why I sent you Timothy, my beloved and faithful child in the Lord, to remind you of my ways in Christ, as I teach them everywhere in every church. 18Some are arrogant, as though I were not coming to you. 19But I will come to you soon, if the Lord wills, and I will find out not the talk of these arrogant people but their power. 20For the kingdom of God does not consist in talk but in power. 21What do you wish? Shall I come to you with a rod, or with love in a spirit of gentleness?

Keith told a story about how the congregants of the Church of Corinth were being spiritually immature, causing a lack of unity among the congregation by doing things such as suing each other over personal disagreements or taking arguments from within the church outside the church. Paul came to the church of Corinth and told the congregants to stop being petty and instead do as he does.

Christians, Keith said, should behave as Paul behaves – Christians will be slandered, their beliefs will be misrepresented, they will feel attacked and persecuted – and they should not react by attempting to take away the rights of others.

I should repeat this, because this is one of the best things I have heard a pastor say to his congregation: If you feel misrepresented, slandered, persecuted or attacked, you should not react by attempting to take away the rights of others.

Keith went on to tell his congregation, literally, that “Christians should stop whining about being mistreated and instead find common ground”. This, he said is the difference between tutors and fathers. As you can imagine, I absolutely agree.

One of the things that Christians try to do is own permission. That is, they try to prevent individuals from doing supposedly immoral behavior X. The pastor told his congregation that Jesus set people free, so that in effect they could do whatever they want. I think what he means by this is that under the Old Covenant (in the Old Testament) there were 600+ rules given to the people by god that one had to follow; otherwise they would face their god’s terrible wrath. Jesus moseyed on down to earth and set humanity free from these rules. Yet, all that is allowed is not necessarily beneficial – your god might allow you to cheat on your wife, but cheating on your wife might not be beneficial.

Keith stopped here and said something along the lines of, “But wait! People say, ‘if you say you can do whatever you want, people will go and do whatever they want’. This is not true. People don’t work this way, and this is obvious, because not everything is beneficial”.

Holy Father of Science, dude.  One of the biggest arguments against atheism made by theists is that atheism opens the doors to bad behavior – if there is no god watching you over your shoulder, inside your head listening to your every thought – then you can do whatever you want and not be held accountable for your actions. I’ve blogged about this so many times that I could probably link to each word in this paragraph with a separate blog post on the subject. He was effectively saying that this argument against atheism is crap.

Alas, I have to wonder. How do we know what is beneficial? The answer to this is unclear. For example, I think it is perfectly permissible and beneficial to engage in safe, sane and consensual sex outside of marriage or partnership. I have no problem at all with non-monogamy so long as all parties included are open and honest with each other, topped off with an intense commitment to never violate the trust of your partner. Keith may very well disagree with me; I on the grounds of secular humanist ethics, he on biblical ethics.  We may disagree on gay marriage, stem cell research, or any number of things. But, he is saying we should not take these disagreements to the political level by actively attempting to infringe on the rights of others by taking away their right to engage in a permissible but nonbeneficial behavior.

Keith also told his congregation that they have the right to be as expressive as possible regarding their own beliefs, but not to such an extent that is distracts their neighbors – meaning, I assume, that one should not infringe upon the rights of others while expressing their religious views.

Changing subjects, Pastor Keith moved on to talk about some changes to healthcare funding being made in Illinois on July 1st. Apparently on July 1st, funding for health-related services to serve people who are victims of abuse, with mental illnesses and/or other disabilities are being cut to the extent that many people will lose housing, food, health, and other essential services. He urged his congregation to respond to this at the government level, asking to increase local taxes by a marginal amount so that these services would not need to be cut. He also urged them to help out at a local outreach center, so that his congregation could continue to use their resources for good and transparency.

This pastor is not admonishing his congregants to write to their government officials concerning the Ten Commandments being taken down from the front of a government building. He is not telling them to vote against civil rights for homosexuals. He is not telling people to work at the local outreach center in order to prosthelytize as a primary goal, and feed the hungry as a secondary goal. This church seems to really be concerned for things that really matter, like a society’s ability to care for its less fortunate members.

Here is a pastor that understands and actively engages the “other side”, and seeks to break down the “us” and “them” mentality – absolutely rejecting attempts to vilify people who are not Christian. His top priority seems to be seeking to make the world a better place in the here and now, rather than winning souls for the hereafter (though I am sure this is a goal as well). As it turns out, this Faith Infiltration needs no sugarcoating.

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Thursday, June 25, 2009

Faith Infiltration requests

The other day, a pastor showed up at one of our local St. Louis atheist meetups. He didn't come to convert, he came to listen in and try to better understand where atheists are coming from when they decry religion. He was a very, very nice, open guy.

Of course, Flimsy and I told him that we go to a different church every week and then blog about our experiences. He thought this was a great idea and asked us to infiltrate his church. He asked us just to come in and do what we do and then blog about it without sugarcoating.

So, now someone has requested that we infiltrate their church. I think this is pretty cool. He asked us lots of questions like:

What have you heard at churches that you liked?
What should pastors NOT say if they are trying to interact with non-theists?
What really turns you off or raises your hackles at a church?

The pastor plans on continuing to attend our meetings to get to know us. He is interested in bridging gaps between believers and non-believers by finding common ground. I absolutely must applaud him for this - it's the kind of thing we've been saying needs to be done all along.

We'll see how it goes: stay tuned.

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Thursday, June 11, 2009

Meeting The Friendly Atheist

So this Saturday, Hemant Mehta (The Friendly Atheist) is going to be in St. Louis. We're organizing an atheist Meetup at an Italian Restaurant in the city.

If you live in or around St. Louis and want to join us for lunch, then go join the St. Louis Atheists Meetup Group and RSVP.

Of course, we were featured on his blog when we wrote this post after eating babies. We caused quite a stir.

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Monday, June 1, 2009

Faith Infiltration; Global Day of Prayer

For this week's Faith Infiltration, Flimsy and I attended the Global Day of Prayer-St. Louis event at a local university arena, after hearing about it from one of the churches we visited.

The Global Day of Prayer is described on their website as:
Our purpose is to please God and begin to transform our region by encouraging His whole family to meet together in unity offering prayers and praise in the name of Jesus Christ on Pentecost Sunday and follow that by blessing our region with acts of service for others.
St Louis will join hundreds of millions of Christians who will meet all over the world in stadiums, auditoriums and churches to pray to God the Father in the name of His Son Jesus for personal repentance, healing, and transformation of their communities.
The event was billed as a huge St. Louis event, so I arrived with my camera in tow. That means this infiltration will be presented with text and pictures!

I got told at the door that I could not take video, which was fine, because my dSLR does not do video. When we arrived (late), we discovered that the arena was only sparsely filled, like this (click for bigger pics):




We expected the turnout to be something like 6,000 (the estimates from last year) but when we got there we did a quick estimate and determined that there were closer to like 1500 people.

A Christian Rock band was on stage playing a nice uplifting song, so people sung along. Some were more into it than others, raising their hands to the sky as if to recieve the awesome love of their god from the heavens:

Obviously, since this was the Global Day of Prayer, the primary focus of the service was obviously prayer. Essentially, they had a group of people sitting onstage who would come to the microphones and give a prayer - people from different Christian sects or backgrounds, people from Cuba, etc.
They prayed for things ranging from an end to abortion, selfishness, immorality, sexual sin, and demonic possession, but were generally a bit vague - which is understandable due to the multi-denominational aspect of the event. Large groups of people occationally would break into what I thought to be unscripted unison - at one point after the end of a rendition of the song "Amazing Grace", the entire stadium continued singing "Praise god, praise god" to the tune well after the song had ended. It was admittedly kind of neat.

When one speaker asked the audience to pray for "the tearing down of ideologies" my ears perked up, until he finished the sentence, "that prevent the spread of Christianity." Oh. Of course!

While people prayed, cameramen recording the event focused on the more outwardly praying people - the few individuals who would stand up during prayer with their hands in the air, or rocks back and forth in their seats.

At one point, a child rose to give a prayer - he prayed for all young people to open their eyes and hearts to Jesus. I could practically see the hairs raise on the back of Flimsy's neck as he watched this kid stand up and read his prayer. When the kid was finished, he was greeted with thunderous applause from the audience - obviously, if you want a kid to continue to believe in the ideology you've indoctrinated him, giving him thunderous applause is a great way to do it.

They did happen to have an offering for this event, but - surprise! - 100% of the proceeds from the offering was to go to Habitat for Humanity and the St. Paul of St. Louis charity to help the homeless. We thought this was pretty cool.

After the offering, the speakers prayed once again - this time they prayed for the president to think about his decisions, for the schools experiencing weapons, violence, and sexual freedoms (the speaker mentioned students dating teachers, why didn't anyone mention clergy molesting children? That actually happens more often...) and for Christian teachers and government officials to properly represent Christians instead of being silent.

If this sounds vague, it's because the prayers were this vague, but again, this makes sense.

After this, the people at the event were instructed to gather in small group prayer. They were even told not to leave out their neighbors. We wondered if someone would ask us to join in prayer but no one asked. Instead, we watched for about ten minutes as people prayed or just chatted.



After the prayers, people were invited to reaffirm their belief in god. I think this was an invitation to come down to the cross, because one woman did - but no one else came down. I think this was due to the invitation being worded a little poorly.


The closing ceremony began with a speaker talking about how everyone here was in the army for Jesus. Lots of people came out waving around JESUS posters. I snapped a few more pics and we decided to sneak out a little early to beat the cars leaving the parking garage. On the way out, a middle aged man wearing a shirt that read "Jesus!" started chanting, "Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!" much like one might do if they were chanting for their favorite football team. More people joined in, and as we left through the doors, we could hear their voices rising.


I am certain that this event was uplifting for many, and I appriciated that their offering was meant to help the homeless. To me, it was kind of medeocre.

*Flimsy*: It was interesting; we hung out with Augustine79, a Catholic Christian friend of ours, Saturday, the night before. He was very concerned that we just wanted to make fun of "stupid people" who believed in God and prayer, even if we did so in somewhat intellectual language.

We explained that we thought it was interesting to hear what kind of prayers people said when they thought that they were talking to the creator of the universe. I told him that we probably wouldn't even discuss whether prayer works, since there was unlikely to be any arguments given for the practice of prayer (or the existence of God). I assured him that we absolutely did not intend to simply make fun of them.

Well, I'm sorry, Augustine79. I lied.

I really don't want to make fun of these people. But it has to be said, if an atheist, rationalist, secular humanist, etc. group acted like this, I would absolutely make fun of them too.

The child who read the prayer obviously was too young to understand any of the theological ideas that he was talking about. That child is too young to make a fully informed decision about what religion, if any, to follow. I would be just as disgusted if a child stood in front of an atheist gathering, and read a statement saying, "I hope nobody ever prays, because it doesn't work. I hope no young people claim to 'love Jesus,' because he isn't God. We know this because God doesn't exist. I hope all young people give up irrational faith. And we should tax churches. Thank you."

I would love to talk to the parents of such a child: "Why do you feel the need to state your own convictions to your child so forcefully? Do you not trust him to come to a reasonable conclusion on his own? Are your beliefs that incapable of standing up on their own merits? Do you hope that people will think highly of you for brainwashing your child to have identical opinions to yourself? Is that why you parade your child in front of strangers like this? Haven't you ever thought that your child might resent you if he finds, when he's older, that he disagrees with you? Do you really think that your child will be better-adjusted as an adult because he was taught to uncritically accept everything that you told him about your religious beliefs?" All of these things I would love to ask of the parents in question, regardless of what belief system that child was being indoctrinated into.

Similarly, I stood dumbfounded at the huge parade of people, every one of them holding a big, green JESUS sign, and I struggled to contain crippling laughter at the man, wearing a simple shirt reading "JESUS" front and back, red-faced and bellowing, "Je-SUS! Je-SUS! Je-SUS!" To be blunt, yes. Yes, I laughed at that man. I think he made a fool of himself. I think the same about men (and women!) who yell "Card-INALS! Card-INALS! Card-INALS!" I would think the exact same about a man chanting "No God."

On the other hand, they did talk briefly, as Ziztur mentioned, about how donations from the event would go to help the local homeless. Of course, they were religious organizations, but they are still doing good, so they're not the completely useless "brainwashed idiots" that they could have been, at least! (That's sarcasm, folks. Relax.)

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Thursday, May 21, 2009

Faith Infiltration: St. Louis Dream Center Pt. 2

Hey; it's Flimsy here to wrap up our thoughts on the St. Louis Dream Center, part of Joyce Meyers' ministry.

During the service, any new visitors to the church were asked to raise their hands, where we were handed Visitor Registration cards to fill out, and we were asked to bring them by a little area on the side of the sanctuary, enclosed by standing screens, called the Welcome Area. So after the service we went by this area, where we were met by three ladies and warmly welcomed. They were very nice, and obviously excited about us potentially coming back again. We didn't want to deceive them, so we went ahead and told them that we were atheists who visited a different church every week. Mostly, the ladies took this news pretty well, but one lady physically flinched in shock. Ziztur and I were entertained by the idea of her being so horrified at our confession (our eventual goal is to get a Christian to faint in dismay), but really, I think she just never expected two atheists to visit her church to talk to some God-fearing Christians. Not exactly an unreasonable assumption on her part.

Our little discussion wasn't exactly a deep exchange of esoteric philosophical concepts. Mostly, they just preached at us. Now, I don't have anything against someone who preaches at me to try and convert me, unless they do it over and over again after I've explicitly asked them for more substantive dialogue, and they've ignored me. I didn't do that with these ladies, since I will likely never see or speak with them again, so I just let them preach for a while, and I have nothing against it. It would be nice though . . . We had already told them that we've been to over twenty different churches, and we're obviously still completely hedonistic materialists. Do they really think that out of all the voluminous preaching that we've heard, their heartfelt assertions about Jesus' boundless love will suddenly make us drop to our knees and start praying? Christian literature is full of stories of aimless unbelievers being bowled over by the sheer emotional conviction of a random Christian on the street and accepting Jesus on the spot. Folks, this does not happen in real life. In America, everyone is familiar with Christianity. The vast, overwhelming majority of people who are likely to accept the Christian God have already done so, long ago, in childhood. You're going to need a substantially better method to reach an adult nonbeliever; we've heard it all, countless times already.

One of the ladies insisted on giving me a hug, and another lady followed suit; just a touching gesture to show us that they cared. Of course, they asked why we don't believe in God, and we said that we don't see any reason to do so; no evidence to accept the existence of any such thing. One lady offered that she doesn't see how we could wake up each morning without the power of God, and that this was all the proof she needed. I was tempted to say that an organism that was incapable of waking up from sleep would obviously not survive or reproduce, and so any genetic cause for this inability would immediately destroy itself via natural selection, but this seemed to be a little snarky, so I refrained.

One lady, the second who hugged me, prayed while we embraced. Of course she asked God and Jesus to reveal their love to us, etc., etc., etc., but she also asked God to show me how he could heal me of whatever terrible wound I had suffered to make me lose my faith. When she was done praying, I tried to gently explain to her that people often wonder if I suffered some terrible tragedy that destroyed my belief, but that actually, I've had a pretty spoiled existence. Sure, I've had my bumps in the road of life, but compared to the horrifying atrocities that some people have suffered through? I really just don't have anything to bitch about. It's as simple as that.

Of course, it's possible that Christians assume this because of one or two nonbelievers that they've heard who did lose their faith as a result of some tragedy. These few cases could simply stick in their minds as an explanation of why they don't believe. I suspect another process, however; it must be a terrible blow to their worldview to know that someone, with no terrible emotional tragedy, can still give up belief in their god, simply as a result of objectively looking at the evidence.

There's one other thing they said; something that Ziztur and I have heard many, many times: We must be going to all these churches because God is leading us to search for him.

This is very, very interesting. This is a fundamental difference between the intellectual processes of a Christian and an atheist. It seems like almost all Christians assume that nonbelievers who visit their church do so because they really do believe in Jesus, deep down, and they come to church because they're "searching." At just about every single church that we've visited and confessed our godless, unrepentantly sinful ways, we're told this. "You're being led to search for God." "Something in your heart is telling you to search." Etc. Now, for all our heathen, godless readers, imagine that you're at a meeting of atheists/secular humanists/rationalists/the monthly meeting of the St. Louis Blasphemy and You Group, whatever. Imagine a fundamentalist Christian comes to the meeting, on purpose, to talk with you. Do you assume that this person came to the meeting because they know, in their very deepest brain functions, that there is no God, and they've come because they're "searching" for instruction on how to live without God? I'm going to say that you probably wouldn't think this. Ziztur and I reason that if we encountered such a situation, we would probably assume that they've come to challenge our way of thinking with their own perspective and worldview. It doesn't paint a very flattering picture of Christianity, but this is very, very consistent.

After hearing this so many times, this time I decided to set them straight. I told them that we hear that all the time, but that we really do just visit churches to try and figure out why other people believe. I told them that we've been to many, many churches and read lots of books about God, and we're no closer to believing in him than we were when we started this little investigation (rather, quite the opposite). I tried to reassure them that, no really, we are perfectly happy people living without your god.

The church ladies didn't have much to say to that.

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